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You're back in your room. The sun has set. You’re backing-up your cards. You're having room service. Juliette wanted to hang out, but the only person you want to hang out with right now is Martina. You wonder if you’ll see her tonight. You needed to change moods and your impromptu photoshoot helped a little. In a few hours you’ll be surrounded by people again for the after party at the Gale. This is where you’ll be fully in your element. Yes, it’s your first party night in Miami and <i>something tells you it’s gonna be really crazy</i>.\n\n<center>TO BE CONTINUED[[...|http://lastnightsparty.com/guesthouse2/]]</center>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', 'ending'); >><<endnobr>>
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<<timedcontinue 1s >>HARRY: well make it that kind of party!\n<<timedcontinue 1s>>ok ok i’ll keep my eyes open. thanks dude haha…\n<<continue "END">>\n\nYou decide to get back to the [[party|2]]. It's time!
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6004-3.JPG]] \n\nIt's the nail girl that confirms the bad news. Martina is gone.\n\nEverybody wishes they had your job… except you right now. It looks so fun, but it always gets in the way of your love life. Everyone has their happy faces on. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7846.JPG]] \n\nBut you’re depressed. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6623.JPG]] \n\nOne side of you wants to see [[Giorgio|5a]] Moroder. The other side of you just wants to shrivel up and [[die|5b]] by the pool.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '5'); >><<endnobr>>
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<<timedcontinue 1s >>HARRY: they’re french looking, tall, big boobs. you can’t miss them\n<<timedcontinue 1s>>YOU: ok i’ll keep my eyes open. thanks dude haha…\n<<continue "END">>\n\nYou decide to get back to the [[party|2]]. It's time!
<<timedcontinue 1s >>HARRY: i’m throwing pearls at you and you’re talking about Steve Aoki!\n<<timedcontinue 2s>>YOU: ok ok i’ll keep my eyes open. thanks dude haha…\n<<continue "END">>\n\nYou decide to get back to the [[party|2]]. It's time!
<<nobr>><<if $sound eq "Yes">><<display 'sound'>>\n<<else>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/quote.png]]\n\nLet's be honest. The only reason you agreed to do this gig is because you knew that Martina would be here. You never take photos in the daytime. You're a vampire. But Martina is your soulmate, your muse, your inspiration and you want to see her. Maybe this time you'll get the courage to actually talk to her.\n\nBut talking is not your strong suit. That's why you take pictures. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF5954.JPG]] \n\nThis is Mia. Mia Moretti. Sometimes posing for a picture is equal to a French "air kiss". Words are never needed. You both know this. \n\nIt's not crowded yet, but there are some fabulous and eccentric looking characters in the pool area. Sometimes you just lift the camera... and the rest takes care of itself. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8423.JPG]]\n\nThis is your favorite type of "queen". She speaks like every noun <i>has</i> to have an adjective. \n\nBefore it gets too busy, you remember to get those typical shots: like this one of someone reading a promotional booklets. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8478.JPG]]\n\nWho actually has time to read these days? All <i>you</i> ever get to read are incoming texts and restaurant menus. But you pick up the mini-magazine anyways. It informs you that Skrillex and Giorgio Moroder will be DJing later. \n\nWhen you look up, you see that a pack of beautiful girls have walked in. Looks like a bunch of models. You also see The Man In White coming up the stairs. You suspect that it's probably wiser for you to talk to your Miami buddy with all the connections first. [[Bros|1b]] before [[hos|1a]].\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7881.JPG]]\n\nAs if. You’re not going anywhere. Riff Raff is about to perform. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7892.JPG]] \n\nEveryone is a performance artist. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7859.JPG]]\n\nEven them. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7865.JPG]]\n\nNormally you’d care, but your job here is done. \n\n<<if $palinhu eq "yes">>As you walk out you notice that curvy girl from before texting again. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8814.JPG]]\n\n“Hi. I’m Pelinsu.”\n\n“What?”\n\n“Pelinsu.” she says again. “You’re leaving?”\n\n“Yeah. I’ve been shooting all day.”\n\n“Oh…” You can tell she has something on her mind.\n\n“What's up?”\n\n“I think you’re the only photographer that’s taken my picture today. I wanted to document my Miami trip better than one random photo…” You raise your hand to take another picture but she stops you. “No. I have a better idea... I'm staying here. Let’s go to my room.”\n\n[[Oh, wow.|5f]]<<else>>As you walk out you notice a curvy girl texting. You decide this will be your last photo today. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8814.JPG]]\n\n“Hi. I’m Pelinsu.”\n\n“What?”\n\n“Pelinsu.” she says again. “You’re leaving?”\n\n“Yeah. I’ve been shooting all day.”\n\n“Oh…” You can tell she has something on her mind.\n\n“What's up?”\n\n“I think you’re the only photographer that’s taken my picture today. I wanted to document my Miami trip better than one random photo…” You raise your hand to take another picture but she stops you. “No. I have a better idea... I'm staying here. Let’s go to my room.”\n\nOh, [[wow.|5f]]<<endif>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '5b'); >><<endnobr>>
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Martina is dancing. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF9057.JPG]] \n\nYou muster all your courage and say "Hi."\n\n“Hey, I see you everywhere. I love your pictures. Let me take this off and take a photo in the tub...” She takes off her silk robe and... <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8862.JPG]] \n\nThe petals were your idea.\n\n“You should come tonight!” she says.\n\n“Where?”\n\nBefore you can trade numbers or ask her where she lives, a random guy interrupts and starts to speak to her.\n\nYou eavesdrop. He's some Hollywood guy talking about “putting her in a movie”, and how “she’d be perfect”. She’s falling for it. She puts her silk robe back on and settles into hearing his pitch. Grasping at straws, you take a quick picture hoping it will divert her attention back to you. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF9059.JPG]] \n\nIt doesn’t.\n\n<<if $twins eq "yes2">>Then the twins walk by. These are obviously the twins that Harry was talking about!! \n<<else if $twins eq "yes">>Then the twins you met at the pool earlier walk by. They’re going up the stairs. \n<<else>>A set of twins walk by. They’re hot. They’re going up the stairs.<<endif>> \n\nYou’ll have to continue your conversation with Martina later.\n\nAs if you didn't have enough to think about, a guy pops up out of nowhere and says “You have to take a picture of my girl… She's a [[superstar|4b]]”. He says this as you watch the [[twins|4a]] walking away.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '4'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6011.JPG]] \n\nYou opted for the models and snubbed your buddy, The Man In White. You did this because models are beautiful. You did this because if you don’t speak to a model right away, right at the beginning of a party, you may never get a chance to speak to one again. Right? You know you’ll regret this decision later on.\n\nYou walk up to their table. They ask you to take a group photo. You hate those “group photos” but you do it anyways to ingratiate yourself with the… group. <<continue "::">>\n\n<<replace>>[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6006.JPG]] \n\nGross! Delete. <<becomes>> <<display "1replace">><<endreplace>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1a'); >><<endnobr>>
Martina just posted this!\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/martinaINSTA.jpg]] \n\nMartina is here!\n\nShe is at this party and you are bound to bump into her any second now. You’re nervous. Suddenly your posture gets better. Suddenly you’re happier. You’re taking more pictures of boys now. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6403.JPG]]\n\nA Theophilus London wannabe. He obviously wants more photos but you move on.\n\nThere are boys playing foosball. Photo? Why not. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7143.JPG]]\n\nA bro comes up to you demanding a photo. You ask him to do something interesting. He does his best to impress you. You are not impressed but you take the picture anyways. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7679.JPG]]\n\nIs that "victory"? Is it "peace"? Boys and their finger gestures... \n\n"Will it be on the website?" He asks.\n\n"Probably not."\n\n"What do I have to do?" He asks.\n\n"Uh... take your shirt off. Have your friend take his shirt off too and pose with your girlfriends." \n\nWithout question they all do as they are told and you snap the picture. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7692.JPG]] \n\nAs you walk away you see one of your favorite rappers: Spankrock. Ahhh... with <i>some people</i> no guidance is needed. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8492.JPG]] \n\nYou see the fire marshall doing his count. Even <i>he</i> is cute. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8940.JPG]] \n\nEven though you know the party is over-capacity, you’re not worried. The gods have spoken. The times are auspicious. Nothings getting shut down. And Martina is here. But you better stay busy. You can’t look like you’re looking for her. Should you look at the photos on your memory card? Take another picture? That black Lenny Kravitz looking [[girl|3a]] that's walking by is perfect. But wait, [[Skrillex|3b]] just started DJing!\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8501.JPG]] \n\n<<set $maninwhite = "yes">>Yeah, you can always talk to models later. They tend to be more interesting when they’re tipsy. That’s also when they give better poses. \n\nThe Man In White puts down his bags of ice to tell you that there is a <i>Chiller Room</i> next to the bar that you can use for “private photoshoots”. He introduces you to The Girl In White who is guarding the door. She's cute. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8516.JPG]] \n\nYou know that doing anything “private” at this party is risking your job, but you trust The Man In White. He picks up his bags of ice and says “But when you’re done, I get to see the pictures…” and leaves.\n\n<<set $twins = "yes">>You look towards the pool and see two french looking girls having fun. When you walk closer you realize that they’re twins. Hot. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6713.JPG]] \n\nYou guys talk for a little bit as you adjust your exposure (+1). They tell you how much they love taking pictures. Before you can suggest the obvious, you’re interrupted by the commotion behind you. Uh, there’s an ice-cream truck at the party… <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6034.JPG]] \n\nThere might be a photo op here with this [[ice-cream|1g]] truck. But those [[twins|1f]] are sexy too…\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1b'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6402.JPG]] \n\nSome girls were made for their job. \n\nIn Miami, most of the waitresses are just retired models. Retired at the old age of 23. You’ve never met a Miami waitress that doesn’t love to pose. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6640.JPG]] \n\nBut you can’t take pictures of the staff all day. She has to get back to [[work|2]], and so do you. But not before you check out your [[memory|memory]] card to see what you have so far.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1e'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7370.JPG]] \n\nA blurry picture? An unflattering composition? What's wrong with you today? You're just warming up maybe. But she... she’s a professional. She doesn’t get self-conscious and she doesn’t stop posing as you fiddle with your settings. Instead she fixes her shorts to show more of her stomach. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7362.JPG]] \n\nHmmm... You're only getting slightly better with your angles. \n\nAfter a few more pictures she breaks the ice and starts laughing. She can tell you're struggling. You guys start talking. About the party, about the free drinks, about the pool, about the lack of food (you haven't found the burgers yet) and about her tattoo. She has a tattoo of the number 7 on her wrist. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7376.JPG]] \n\nShe tells you she got it because seven is her favorite number. “I was born 7 pounds, 7 ounces, 7th month, 17th day at 17:00 hours.” \n\nAs much as you would love to continue this scintillating conversation, you wonder if you should [[roam|2]] the party some more or check your [[phone|texting]]?\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1d'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6036.JPG]] \n\nThe ice-cream truck vendors are dancing harder to the music than the patrons right now. Yeah, it’s early. And they’re dancing ‘cause they’re making money. The ice cream man wants his picture taken. He’s got all his stock poses down. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF5973.JPG]] \n\nHis name is Colonel H. Stinkmeanr and he makes every body do a little dance if they want ice-cream. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6644.JPG]] \n\nThe ice cream girls are cool too. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF5988.JPG]] \n\n“Up here…” she says. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF5990.JPG]] \n\nEnough of this. You need pictures of “real people”. You [[walk|2]] around and take photos.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1g'); >><<endnobr>>\n
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Martina <3
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7390.JPG]] \n\nThere aren’t enough black people in your photos today. So the Lenny Kravitz Girl is perfect. She has a big “Broadway smile” but you ask her to try to tone it down a bit. She gives you the “after school special” look. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7387.JPG]] \n\nShe poses for a few more photos then invites you to walk with her to get a burger. She sees “burger”, you see “burger photoshoot”. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7394.JPG]] \n\nThat moment fizzles out so you look around to see if there’s any interesting characters coming out of the elevator. You need some new blood. You see the waitress from Sushi Samba has arrived. She actually came! She sees you and waves. You exchange “party kisses” and she tells you how drunk she is because she’s been drinking all day. She wants to do something [[crazy.|3d]] Right as she says this, a cute [[“scene girl”|3e]] runs up to you and practically sings “I have all these creative ideas for a photoshoot. Are you busy?”\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3a'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8567.JPG]] \n\nPelinsu doesn't waste one second showing you exactly what she means by "documenting her Miami trip". \n\n"I love it here because they appreciate curvy women," she says taking off her underwear. "I hope you don't think it's too much." You're speechless, so you just answer by taking pictures. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8531.JPG]] \n\nEverything she does, she does slowly. She takes forever to take off the underwear, as if the flash of your camera is caressing her curves.\n\nShe walks over to the window. Suddenly she seems shy. "What should I do?"\n\n"You look amazing just like that actually..." you say self-consciously. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8608.JPG]] \n\n"One of the photographers at the party gave me this sticker..." She reaches over and cuts it into pieces and places it over her boob. "Does it look stupid?"\n\n"It looks funny. Funny in a good way." You love all her colorful club and festival bracelets so you ask her to bring her arm up into view. She puts her fingers in her mouth. Perfect. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8727.JPG]] \n\nYou get more comfortable giving her direction so you ask her to go back to the window. It looked good. You want her to stand on the ledge. Yes, like that. There are people walking outside and nobody notices what's happening right above them. You wait for the right moment... the moment there are people walking by, to press the shutter. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8704.JPG]] \n\n"My ass is the best part of my body." She says carefully pivoting around on the ledge.\n\nSeeing her above you this way... It makes her ass look... You don't know if it will fit in the frame... <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8606.JPG]]\n\nIt barely fits.\n\nThere's a knock at the door. Pelinsu puts only her underwear back on, and goes to answer the door topless. \n\nIt is the elevator attendant for the hotel. A woman. "I hope you don't mind that I brought a friend," the attendant says. Right behind her another elevator attendant appears. A boy.\n\n"Not at all," Pelinsu says pleased. The three of them are smiling back at you. "Mr. Photographer, these are my friends. They've been taking care of me here. Can they be in the photos too?"\n \nYou position yourself to take the first of a long series of photos. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8556.JPG]] \n\nThis is going to be an interesting [[night|ending2]]...\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '5f'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6472.JPG]] \n\nEasy decision.\n\nYou had spent enough time with that girl that wasn’t likely to make the final gallery selection. You’re not here to mingle or raise anyone’s self-esteem. You’re here to take photographs. The scene girl is exactly your style. She’s the type of person your client wants in the photos. She shows you a hallway that she’s already “location scouted”.\n \n“Isn’t it rad,” she asks. It looks like any old hallway to you. She is so fidgety. She’s like a child who needs Ritalin. Because of this you keep missing your shots. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6489.JPG]] \n\nYou can hear Skrillex still playing in the background and this girl is just dancing around. Lucky for you, ‘the drop’ just happened… You keep missing your shots. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6490.JPG]]\n\nFinally, you say to her, “Hey. Can you channel Chloe Norgaard?” You can’t believe it, but it works. She calms down, she stops talking, she grabs the light fixure and gives you this… <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6486.JPG]]\n\nWhen it’s all done, she asks you if you know Chloe personally. You lie and say “no”. The kickback effects of knowing Chloe are nothing you want to deal with right now. Actually, there’s only one muse in your heart right now and she’s here. Somewhere. And it’s time you find her. \n\nWhere is [[Martina?|4]]\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3g'); >><<endnobr>>
You’re pretty sure you’re gonna regret this, but you follow the scowling girl past the bar, past the ping pong table and right into the dining area where DJs are BBQing for the guests. The friend is blonde and cute. She’s angry that her burger is taking so long. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7448.JPG]] \n\nThe chef asks her if she wants to flip her burger and you witness a transformation you did not think possible. This aloof, morose girl becomes animated and lively. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7432.JPG]] \n\nThe burgers are almost ready. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7456.JPG]] \n\nThe scowling friend leaves you guys alone so she can go watch the end of Skrillex. As you and the blonde go back to her table (she’s actually sharing this burger with her sister) she tells you that her number one passion is food. She’s studying to be a nutritionist that specializes in food combining. When she doesn’t eat she gets grumpy. She knows all the rules of nutrition, but if she’s hungry she abides by different rules: the rules of survival… You walk with her back to her table to join her sister.\n\n“What took you so long?” her sister asks. And then they bite into the burger. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7462.JPG]] \n\nDelicious. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7466.JPG]] \n\nYou suddenly feel a pang of panic because you know that Martina is here and you still haven’t bumped into her. Maybe you should be more pro-active. Where would a goddess hang out if a goddess were at a party? \n\nWhere is [[Martina?|4]]\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3f'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6472.JPG]] \n\nYour choice was easy to make when the Sushi Samba waitress got swarmed by photographers. It’s almost as if she was exuding a “take-my-picture” pheromone. The scene girl is more your style anyways. She’s the type of person your client wants in the photos. She shows you a hallway that she’s already “location scouted”. “Isn’t it rad,” she asks. It looks like any old hallway to you. She is so fidgety. She’s like a child who needs Ritalin. You keep missing your shots. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6489.JPG]] \n\nYou can hear Skrillex still playing in the background and she’s just dancing around. Yes, lucky for you, ‘the drop’ just happened… You keep missing your shots. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6490.JPG]] \n\nFinally, you say to her, “Hey. Can you channel Chloe Norgaard?” You can’t believe it, but it works. She calms down, she stops talking, she grabs the light fixure and gives you this… <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6486.JPG]] \n\nWhen it’s all done, she asks you if you know Chloe personally. You lie and say “no”. The kickback effects of knowing Chloe are nothing you want to deal with right now. Actually, there’s only one muse in your heart right now and she’s somewhere here. It’s time you find her. Where is [[Martina?|4]]\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3e'); >><<endnobr>>
<<if $maninwhite eq "yes">>You tell the “scene girl” that you’ll take pictures with her later. The Sushi Samba waitress smiles knowingly as you lead her to the Chiller Room that The Man In White told you about…. “How do you want me to pose?” she asks. You don’t answer, you just take her picture to make sure your settings are right. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6349.JPG]] \n\n“Photographers really like my ass. Should I turn around?” She turns around. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6329.JPG]] \n\nThen she turns around, takes off her top and says “I trust you.” You have no idea what that means, but you take the picture. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6342.JPG]] \n\nOf course you panic that you might be caught here, so she gets dressed and you both walk out. \n\n“Two shots of tequila,” she tells the bartender. You both do the shots. Photographers start swarming around taking pictures of her. It’s almost as if she’s suddenly exuding a “take-my-picture” pheromone. You take it as a sign to walk around and see if you can find Martina. [[Where is she?|4]]\n\n<<else>>You tell the “scene girl” that you’ll take pictures with her later. But you instantly regret it when you realize that there’s nowhere private to take the Sushi Samba waitress. You really regret not talking to The Man In White. He could have hooked you up. \n\nBut now that the party is crowded, he’s nowhere to be found. \n\nPhotographers start swarming around your friend taking pictures of her. It’s almost as if she’s exuding a “take-my-picture” pheromone. You take it as a sign to walk around and see if you can find [[Martina|4]]. You take a ton of photos in the process. You can't help but sneak a [[peek|memory10]] to see what you're getting on your memory card.\n<<endif>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '3d'); >><<endnobr>>
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It's a hot party. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6326.JPG]] \n\nYes, there are more people coming in, but you know that it's not a real banger until people forget their phones. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6407.JPG]]\n\nYou haven't found your groove yet, though. You hate shooting in the daytime. You can’t correct people's imperfections with the flash. You have to keep changing camera settings from "bright sun" to "cloudy skies" to "shade", instead of just using AUTO-EVERYTHING. This is like… work. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6654.JPG]] \n\nSuddenly everyone is [[twerking|2b]] to a brand new Mad Decent release you’ve never heard before. And Steve [[Aoki|2a]] just walked into the building. <i>The party just got hot.</i>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2'); >><<endnobr>>
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[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7176.JPG]]\n\nEven the Ice Cream vendors have had a costume change. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7618.JPG]] \n\nThey are partying harder than some of the partiers. Well, not all of them… <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7798.JPG]] \n\nColonel H. Stinkmeanr, the main Ice Cream vendor wants his own portrait. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7158.JPG]]\n\n“I saw that beautiful girl you were talking to…” he says. “The tall one…” You realize he means Martina. “I don’t understand how you just let her just leave with that dude. She was hot...”\n\nShe [[left?|5]]\n\nWith what dude?\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '4g'); >><<endnobr>>
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[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF5894.JPG]] \n\nThat was crazy.\n\nThese are the girls you meet in the parking as you get back to your hotel. They remind you how young the night is (even though they're not).\n\nYou're back in your room. The sun has set. You’re backing-up your cards. You’ve ordered room service. Your mind is oscilating between thoughts of what just happened with Pelinsu... and thoughts of your beloved muse, Martina. \n\nIn a few hours you’ll be fully in your element with the freaks, hitting up clubs in Miami. Something tells you it’s gonna be extra crazy tonight.\n\n<center>TO BE CONTINUED[[...|http://lastnightsparty.com/guesthouse2/]]</center>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', 'ending2'); >><<endnobr>>
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[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6200.JPG]] \n\nYou take a few more pictures but it gets old fast. Luckily your attention is diverted by a new crop of people. <<if $twins eq "yes">>More twins! <<else>>Twins! <<endif>> <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6384.JPG]] \n\nYou know that twins usually have opposite personalities so you ask them to “pose in a way to display their personality”. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6422.JPG]] \n\nYou never used that line before but you’ll make sure to remember it. \n\nThe party is on the rise. You check your [[instagram|3]] to see how people are documenting it.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2d'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6198.JPG]] \n\n<<set $hotass = "yes">> When you approach the hot blonde no words are needed. She’s posing. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6225.JPG]] \n\nShe gives and gives. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6184.JPG]] \n\nShe runs to the fake grass and lies down in a pose. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6237.JPG]] \n\nShe runs to the bar, not to get a drink but to pose again. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6249.JPG]] \n\nShe tells you that she’s very acrobatic. She’d like to show you more poses. But where can you go with privacy? <<if $maninwhite eq "yes">> Oh, shit yes! The Chiller Room that The Man In White told you about is right behind you! You take her inside and snap a photo. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6271.JPG]] \n\nShe has an idea. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6268.JPG]] \n\nYou panic when you hear voices outside and take her back to the party. She’s about to run off so you take one last picture. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6283.JPG]]\n\nThat was fun. You need a little break now so you check your [[instagram|3]].\n \n<<else>> You can’t think of anything. If you had talked to The Man In White, he could have hooked you up with a room! \n\nHer friend calls her over, so you take one last photo before she leaves. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6283.JPG]] \n\nWhat a missed opportunity. You lick your wounds by checking your [[instagram|3]].<<endif>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2e'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8352.JPG]] \n\nShe says she’s Russian. She says she’s from Jersey. She says she comes to Miami once a year. She brought her friend this time. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8393.JPG]] \n\nYes, you cut her head off. Not because her friend is ugly but because you thought it would make a better picture. You get the idea to take photos of them while they play ping pong. Mostly so you don’t have to maintain this “daytime party small talk”. Nobody remembers what people said at a party the next day. But they always remember the pictures. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8221.JPG]] \n\nYou were secretly hoping that Steve Aoki was still here playing ping pong but he’s gone. You missed that shot. The girls play some more. You take pictures. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8270.JPG]] \n\nAs you take photos you notice her friends stomach tattoo. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8225.JPG]] \n\nYou ask her what it means. She jokes and says, “A little bit lower…” \n\nThe “ping pong blonde” gets jealous that you’re taking photos of her friend and tells you to take a picture of her phone… that is right next to her ass. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8346.JPG]] \n\nShe loves pictures. She tells you she has a crazy idea for a picture. Follow her. She takes her friend’s sunglasses and pokes one of the lens out. You follow her behind the DJ booth. She sits in the corner overlooking the street. She takes her bra off and says… “Okay.” <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8834.JPG]] \n\nYou know you’re gonna get in trouble if anyone sees this so you tell her to put her bra back on asap. “That was fun,” she says.\n\nShe picks up her photo from the photo printing station that they have here and she loves it so much, you take a picture of that picture. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8499.JPG]] \n\nBut you’ve spent too much time with this girl so you say goodbye and you check your [[instagram|3]].\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2f'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7333.JPG]] \n\nUh, maybe skinny girl does have a an ass... <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7233.JPG]] \n\nSo you take more photos until you’re bored. You walk around. You think you’ve seen everyone here until you notice this girl. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8507.JPG]] \n\n<<set $palinhu = "yes">> She’s obviously busy texting. You remark to yourself that it’s so refreshing to see a body with meat on it here. This is Miami after all. She looks up as if she can hear you thinking. She smiles and you walk away. You grab your phone. You check your [[instagram|3]].\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2g'); >><<endnobr>>
Steve Aoki is with his personal photographer, Caesar Sebastian, and he pretends to remember you. You use this moment to get him to pose for a photograph. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6123.JPG]] \n\nHis photographer poses him with an asian model next to the ping pong table and you decide to steal the shot. You know this isn’t good photographer etiquette, but party photography is a dog eat dog world. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6321.JPG]] \n\nSteve and the model decide to actually play a little ping pong. But the photographer is still taking photos. You wonder if this is a photoshoot or an actual game. Tomorrow it won’t matter. You steal pictures of it too. It looks so candid. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6201.JPG]] \n\nYou love these Steve [[Aoki|2d]] pictures you’re getting, but you can’t help but notice the blonde with the [[bikini|2e]] in the background.\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2a'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7220.JPG]] \n\nFinally everyone is dancing. \n\nYou spot the cutest girl in the bunch decked out in all Miami gear. She has the pastiest white skin, but when you say it you mean it as a compliment. She’s so skinny, but you can tell that it’s not from an eating disorder. It might even be from exerting all that energy dancing. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7223.JPG]] \n\nShe has no ass, but she tries. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7255.JPG]] \n\nYou have the shortest attention span at this point of the party. The best party photographers take pictures of cute girls and cute boys that act like girls. The boys aren't dancing yet, they're just taking photos of girls. You notice two summer girls are having their own party! <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7258.JPG]] \n\nYeah summer girls. Sum r 16. Sum r 17. That’s a joke. But it’s not as funny when you say it to yourself. \n\nYou decide to sit them down and pose them in front of the DJ booth. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7292.JPG]] \n\nThe DJ stops the music and the MC starts yelling at you. “This is not a photoshoot! This is a dance floor!” You stop taking pictures, but as you walk away you get one candid moment. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7304.JPG]] \n\nProbably the best thing to do is go back to the pool. You may have overstayed your welcome here. And you do see a [[curvy|2f]] blonde lying down on one of those floaties - in the perfect pose. <i>But damn, you kinda wanna stay here too. That [[skinny|2g]] pasty girl can dance…</i>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '2b'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8457.JPG]] \n\nBetter.\n\nYou promise yourself not to take any more lame group photos for the rest of the day. \n\nYou wonder if all these girls have been hired. Party organizers do that now. You can’t tell. They genuinely seem to be happy to be there. \n\nYou walk around the party taking random photos. You're curious to see what you have on your memory card. Before you can look, you get distracted by the dancing [[girl|1d]] you took a picture of before. You also notice the crazy [[waitresses|1e]] having fun too. It reminds you of what your buddy Harry Bee always says… “Never trust service industry girls.” \n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '1replace'); >><<endnobr>>
[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6137.JPG]]\n\nWhen she sees you, she poses against the wall. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6149.JPG]]\n\nYou take her outside and take another picture. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6120.JPG]]\n\n“Behave…” says a voice from behind you. You turn around and see that it’s your friend Beatrice walking up the stairs. She’s half-joking. You take her picture to say hello. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6718.JPG]]\n\n"Did you get pictures of Junior Sanchez?" She asks. "He's walking around somewhere." You lie and say you did. You were never good at the Paparazzi stuff. But underground scene stars, that's another story.\n\nSpeaking of... Where is your [[muse|5]]? \n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '4f'); >><<endnobr>>
Bronques
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Oh, you remember him now!\n\nHe’s Ashley Sky’s manager. Ashley Sky is the girl that turned her 15 minutes of fame (in that Kanye/Jay Z video) into a million instagram followers. She’s sitting with her girlfriend and you take a candid photo of them. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8802.JPG]]\n\nYou know the manager wants you to take photos of Ashley, but you prefer the girlfriend. \n\n“She’s short.” he says. But that doesn’t deter you. You want to give this girl the spotlight. And it turns out she wants it too. Maybe because she’s sick of Ashley getting all the attention today, or maybe because she was born a camera whore, but whatever the reason, she’s definitely into it… <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8787.JPG]]\n\n“Arch your back.” <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8765.JPG]]\n\n"Flip your hair." <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8754.JPG]]\n\nShe’s up for anything. A girl serving popcorn is nearby so she gets a mouthful as a prop. But wait... the popcorn girl is striking a pose too. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6084.JPG]] \n\nBack to business... <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8746.JPG]]\n\nYou didn't realize it, but Ashley Sky was nearby the whole time, watching. \n\n"What about me? Am I... chopped liver?" she asks in mock-anger. \n\nYou all laugh. You pose Ashley against the same wall and take a snapshot. You see why she gets paid the big bucks. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF8747.JPG]] \n\n<<if $hotass eq "yes">>When you’re done taking photos of them and say your goodbyes, you see the hot blonde you took photos of before. She’s at the Photo Booth taking even more [[photos|4f]] of herself. She’s obsessed. You also notice that the [[party|4g]] is in full throttle now.\n\n<<else>>You get distracted by a hot [[blonde|4f]] taking pictures at the Photo Booth. You also notice that the [[party|4g]] is in full throttle now.\n<<endif>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '4b'); >><<endnobr>>
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[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6764.JPG]] \n\nThe twins say they want to do something crazy. “Don’t you have a room here?” They ask.\n“No…” you answer.\n\n<<if $maninwhite eq "yes">>But you tell them you have the perfect place to take pictures. You take them to the Chiller Room.\n\nThey pose with a prop. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6724.JPG]] \n\nThings get more sexual. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6742.JPG]] \n\nYou hear someone coming up the stairs. It’s The Man In White. “I see you’re using the room to full effect. Here, use these for a few photos…” He hands you two bottles of champagne for the girls to pose with. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF6761.JPG]] \n\nThe girls suddenly get shy that someone else is watching and put their boobs back in their bathing suits. It gets awkward so you all step outside to join the party.\n\nYou hear some [[commotion|4e]] around the corner. You also notice your friend [[Junior Sanchez|4d]] walk into the party.\n\n<<else>>You really wish you would have talked to The Man In White. He could have hooked you up with a room. The twins run off. You see another black girl and take a photo of her from behind. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7742.JPG]] \n\nThat sucked. Your timing was off and she moved. She turns around smiling. “You're taking a picture of my ass? Take a real picture!” She says playfully. \n\nYou ask her to take her purse off because the strap is ruining the picture. You hold it for her. You ask her to half-turn while texting on the phone. <<continue "::">>\n\n[img[http://lastnightsparty.com/martina/DSCF7749.JPG]] \n\nYou’re bored.\n\nYou hear some [[commotion|4e]] around the corner. You also notice your friend [[Junior|4d]] Sanchez walk into the party.\n<<endif>>\n<<nobr>><<set ga('send', 'event', 'passage', 'loaded', '4a'); >><<endnobr>>