The two “Early Girls” that we had invited into our circle (someone has to drink that free alcohol) instantly hated her, what, with her excessively ‘natural’ make-up, her see-through white dress, her expensive MK watch, her long brown wavy hair that HAD to be extensions, her stupid tan and perfect English… But still, in perfect club etiquette both of them screamed “Hi!!!! I love your dress!” in unison after I introduced them

Memoirs.