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Retro Spectacle:

'Memoirs'

From Art Basel With Love



She isn’t like that, she said. She prefers post-war Dior. She collects vintage. Her dream is to be a designer for “erotic pole dancers”. Pole dancing is a valid and respected profession here. Housewives take courses



I answered my phone even though the music was too loud because some girls are too cute to let them go to voicemail



From Russia With Love



I didn’t want my dad or the kids back home to see my new life. I knew I wasn’t doing anything wrong. It was pure expression. But they wouldn’t understand



“Boyfriend”, the word, is depreciated like old HTML language. It’s such a peasant word. You deserve someone that will inspire a new kind of relationship that will remain nameless



HEAT WAVE



What New York City Can Learn From Berlin



EROTICA II



MOTEL AMOUR



We are dreamers, one worse than the other, passing time as we revel in lameness disguised as whatever, merely procrastinating and never actually contributing anything much past the 5 minute mark



Even before her mascara has stained your pillow, you know that this will be nothing more than one of those stories that you will embellish when you get back home, and quickly forget



LAST NIGHT ZOE TOLD ME TO ORDER THE PASSION FRUIT MOHITO. IT COMES IN A COLORFUL PRESENTATION AND A BIG ROUND GLASS WITH SUGAR CRYSTALS ON THE RIM. AFTERWARDS SHE SHOWED ME THE POD-LIKE TOILETS UPSTAIRS



I want to be told what to do, where to look, how to stand. With this big spotlight on me, I’m insecure.



London Fields (An Explanation)



I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN A ROOM WITH FLUORESCENT GREEN WALLS AND A GIRL WITH A MILLION STORIES… YOU THINK I SLEPT SOUNDLY?



Red meat, champagne, hotel rooftops with room key access, borrowed dresses, beautiful cock rings, divorces, overdoses, triumphs and then eventually a quiet life of living with cats



Music For Airports



The girl that wants to shoplift naked with a Mexican wrestler mask on Monday with me is connected to the guy who thinks he has great energy but drunkedly spilled his drink on my friend



Desert, Dessert (An Explanation)