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Watch The Southhampton Video On The Kanon Website
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Missing Persons Ad
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She really drank the Hollywood Kool-Aid, didn’t she? And she’s so skinny now. Can you say Adderal? Sleeping with her must feel like sleeping with a bicycle.
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Shepard’s Pie
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Humble Abode
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Bronski Beat
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Faye Reagan Fanclub
Which of these statements is NOT true?
A. This picture was taken on an IPHONE.
B. Faye’s boobs were exposed for our entire meal at La Esquina and the 2 older women beside us were freaking out about it in Spanish.
C. An employee let us in the 55DSL store afterhours to take riské photographs and told us to lock up when we were done.
D. A famous clothing line brought her to New York to shoot a fashion look book and we hung out in her hotel room at the Standard sipping on English Breakfast and talking about boys.
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Apparently, the high ISO life is sooooo glamorous
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Louis Mak
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Girls Noize
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If you’re “like the wind”, I don’t wanna be the dude in the movie saying “ditto”
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Beautiful creatures have been hitting on me all night at Bonbon. I made out with Kyle after we did a bump in the kitchen. I was just going through the motions. Now I’m probably going to have to avoid him all night. How long have I been nursing this drink? The DJ booth is crowded. Who are these people?
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Bag Ladies
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You need to start training again for the amount of partying that you’re about to dive into. God, who invented the Frozen Margarita? You owe them your life right now
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“If you do anything regularily for a while, sooner or later the weirdos will show up”
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EP07
“You haven’t heard of The Uncanny Valley? It’s that scientific theory that says that the closer you get to simulating something human that isn’t actually real, that the more people tend to get turned off by it. It’s like those hipster parties that you go to and everyone’s going crazy, the girls are dancing really hard, the boys are yelling and it’s packed and you look around and you can tell that something’s really off. You can just feel it. That’s when you realize that it’s just empty. It’s just humans simulating the human experience of a great party for the sake of photographers and video cameras, but it’s actually completely devoid of any soul.”
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Your happiness only comes in tiny morsels like during the loud music or when something chemical is in your blood
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Crisp
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But when I wake up “R-Kelly-Trapped-In-The-Closet-(Part I)” style, after 2 hours of sleep, to the ultraviolet rays of cancerous light emanating from your I-MAC sceen, feeling like shit with the redbull jitters, well, I won’t remember any of this “conversation”
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Mister Mister
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