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Vacation (Not)

Click on her gold bracelet to see money, a lot of seafood, a peace tattoo, a snow storm, the beach, Nicole’s birthday cupcakes, Patron shots, cheap-ass steak, the cutest dog, oyster shooters, the girl I love, It-Girl Shay DaKiss and her clan, Emily wearing clothes, the M&Ms that I’m allergic to, 60′s Cafe burger and someone’s broken glass of wine.

The internet can be a good friend. The kind of friend who tells you that you look fine and that you haven’t gained any weight over the holidays

Find Yourself

All those girls are so free. It’s like they’re not old enough yet to understand what it’s like to not be making enough money to live

There’s nothing that a beer and chicken wings can’t fix

Surftides


(The Drive-By Series is the random stuff that happens between the parties)

Click on the Miami model’s cavities to see those cheezy IPHONE ads, Jen’s star tattoos, the best seafood meal of my life, some really good-looking hamburgers, positive graffitti, beautiful Selia, Sarah looking for her ID and an outtake from my Mile-High Pinup.

#whitegirlproblems

The Freak Suite

Heroes, Just For One Day

Bermuda Circle

Friends Of P

LADY GAGA STAGE DIVES INTO SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS CROWD

Watch The Southhampton Video On The Kanon Website

Chromeo Night

But, I Never Left

Green With Envy

“What would Justin Bieber do?”

Coco / Loco

Green Stuff